We meet again!
Here we go again....
You're that crazy guy with the sca~ry wife.
How's your wife?
Don't Eff with me.
You think I'm afraid of my wife?
It's just a show for you all to see....
Eh? It sure didn't look that way...
Oh, What did you do with the gun?
I don't need no gun to kill you all.
Maybe...
Your SCA~RY wife broke it?
Um... What are you saying...?
um..... no...
of..course...not...
We got it right!
Enough talk!
You are ALL....
DEAD MEAT!
What are you doing? You dumbass!
Baka yaro~!
Oy...
Even though you're my wife, quit messing with me or you'll get hurt!
Shut up you old fool!
You're hiding something from me, aren't you?
I'm not hiding anything from you!
What are you talking about?
Wait a minute!
Once I send her home, I kill you real quick.
What are you talking about? Not hiding....
I found porn under your bed!
Don't go in my room without my permission!
And those.... are... not... mine...
What? Why were they found under your bed? Whose is it then?
Matsukata-kun left it there the other day!
He cried and pleaded to just leave it there even though I didn't want it...
I said it's not mine.
Let me settle this with her first. Then, I kill you guys next.
You think I believe an excuse like that?
Why are you buying porn mags?
I didn't buy it!
You bought it?
Don't ask me that!
I don't want to hear that from you.
Instead of buying porn mags.....
I said I didn't buy it!
Why don't you look at ME?
ME!
So right! So right!
Woman! I kill you first! FIRST to DIE!
Why don't you die instead! BUT
Look at me FIRST before you die!
Wait a minute, you...
It's different from books and the real thing!
How is it different? What's different?
When we first started dating,
You wanted to hug me every day, like a horny monkey.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Why are you talking in front of those I'm going to kill? Ba~ka.
Crazy guy. You should go home and hug her. - I don't want to hear that from you.
Ah! Ok ok! For now, apologize to me.
Get down on your hands and knees.
Why should I get down on my hands and knees?
Hey! it's ok.....
just do it....
Well!
I'll finish this task and then I kill you real quick!
"I'm sorry for buying dirty books!" Say it!
I'm sorry for buying dirty books!
"Sorry!
for opening the sealed section"
"Sorry for opening the sealed section"
Kiss the ground when you're saying that!
He's right! Kiss the ground!
You fat pig!
Kiss the ground NOW! Baka Yaro~!
I'm sorry!
I feel sorry for him...
Let's go.
Wait, wait!!
I said you'll die once I finished my task!
Stay that way all day! Baka Yaro~!
Ma'am! Way to go!
(Thank you.)
Subtitles / Translation by Danburi Editor / QC by \( -o _ o- )/
Takayuki Yamada
Haruka kinami
Muro Tsuyoshi
Azusa Okamoto
Jiro Sato
Shin Takuma
"Low Budget Action Adventure Story"
"Yuusha Yoshihiko and Maou's Castle"
Eh! Really?
You're lying!
"Episode 8" We're almost at the village of Akibara that Hotoke mentioned.
My 6th sense are telling me that.
No one believes your 6th sense.
Miss "Tiny Tits" like you can't understand my 6th sense...
You Keep talking like that and I'll rip your mole out!
Excuse me, mole is not something you can rip out.
What's that?
It's a large Temple, of all places....
Darma Temple
Hmm? I heard of it before...
A Temple that allows you to change your class.
It was definitely a Darma Temple....
Why do you need to change class?
By changing class, you become stronger by mastering many skills.
I am a fighter and Yoshihiko is a Yuusha.
Merebu is a wizard... and
Murasaki is...
Ordinary woman?
Why are you so arrogant?
If we go in here, Murasaki will be able to find a class.
Really?
I want to be a wizard!
Not a useless idiot like him, but
One that casts powerful spells.
Mole fungus ~ GO ~
Yoshihiko, what are you planning to change to?
I want to be a fighter.
I want to be a powerful sword fighter like Danjou-san.
Okay...
I want to become a kungfu fighter.
and become even stronger.
Please put your thumb print for the class you want.
I want to become a monk, to use more powerful spells.
Hi, You are a monk from now on.
Good work.
Hi, Please put your thumb print for the class you want.
Yes.
Yay! I'm a Wizard!
Yes. You are an idol from now on.
I don't want to be an idol....
Now all Yuusha's titles will be taken away at this point.
What kind of rule is that?
Wah! Disappeared!
Yoshihiko is gone!
Where am I?
Who the hell are you!
(Village of Akibara)
I don't know where he disappeared to but
He knows the Sage's armor is here, so if we wait, he'll come soon.
What's that?
Oh, On the choices of Occupation, I saw idols and dancers listed....
Oh, I...remember
Yoshihiko...
became an Idol or something...
He told me he wanted to become a fighter!
Yoshihiko as an Idol!?
That's a laugh!
Anyway, let's go find the Sage's armor.
You don't want to be an Idol?
I am a Yuusha.
I received orders from Hotoke to defeat Maou.
I have no time to be an Idol.
Eh?
Then what's the reason you chose to be an Idol at the Temple?
I did not!
It was a mistake somehow.
Everyone says that at first, when they come to this world...
"I'm not interested at all ~" or
"I just followed my friend but I was chosen instead ~"...
If you're not interested why did you follow your friend?
It wasn't like that!
I must find the Sage's armor and defeat Maou ASAP.
Change of class at Darma should allow you to perfect prior class along with learning a new class.
Nice. I like your enthusiasm.
You can become an Idol never seen before.
It's a mistake!
The guy taking thumb prints was screwy.
We have 37 candidates like you right now...
When we have 48. we'll let you debut, so...
I said no!
Alright, we start dance lessons and vocal training tomorrow.
Yes! Aki~mo-sama.
As I said before, I am a Yuusha.
I don't have time for dancing!
You know what?
Once you choose it, you can't escape.
Try to run away? Go ahead. No one will stop you.
I'm leaving!
Ne?
What's wrong!
I am a Yuusha!
How's it? Any information on the Sage's armor?
No, this is a village of electrical appliances and dancers. I don't think there's any armor here.
I found out where the Sage's armor is!
What? Where did you find it?
Yoshihiko always wanted to investigate wells.
So, while walking, I checked the wells.
There was something shining inside.
You... What are you doing here?
There was an armor here a long time ago.
I'm looking for it...
but I can't find it..
Isn't that the Sage's armor?
Right?
I don't know but...
This was definitely done by Gigantesu. He lives in the southern mountains.
He said he wanted to have the armor.
That guy... What's he like?
So...That's what happened in the well...
Oh, Gigantesu... That's it! That's the guy!
The guy we met before, blue one...
Ah! That.. one-eyed...?
Yes!
I can't believe it!
Right! Let's go defeat this Gigantesu guy.
Without Yoshihiko?
We can't let him get away!
But...
Oh! what.. Just appeared! Who are you!
Oh, Me?
My name is Pon...ji.
You can call me PJ.
Why did you change a strange name like Ponji and turn it to a cool name like PJ?
So, um PJ, what are you doing here?
I was at Darma Temple to change my job.. and
I was told there was a lucky ticket or something...
So I said "I'll take it" and
that was a Yuusha ticket...
All of a sudden, I was told "you are a Yuusha!" and
Suddenly I was sent here...
What was your last job...?
"Lazy-ass".
I reached Level 99 as a lazy-ass.
Hmm? Wait a minute... let's think a bit, shall we?
So you are saying...
Hmm? Starting tomorrow we...
are not with Yoshihiko.
We're with ... P.. What was it?
PJ ..
Right. We travel with PJ. Is that it?
Well... I think so.
I'll join the quest!
Ew! No!
Don't worry.... you'll become my fan in no time!
So CREEPY guy!
It's.... so... this deployment ... this.. how.....
Right...
Yuusha PJ!
We're going to fight the monster called Gigantesu in the southern mountains tomorrow.
What! Gigantesu? Super scary!
What's this? My body is moving by itself!
Um! May I ask you to stop for a bit?
What is it?
Um.. I...
don't like the mud and wet stuff....
Really NG..
What do you mean NG? It's a mountain path.
There's more up ahead!
These boots are really expensive...
It will get dirty...
You're a Yuusha.
Yuusha don't care about mud!
Are you serious??
Being Yuusha is really not cool.
I don't know about this!
Woiiii!
Seriously?
Monsters are everywhere.
I don't like the mud so...
Kill it quick, please.
Hey! Kosaku-chan! You're splashing the mud! (Manager Shima Kosaku , Ref: Ep4)
You want to kill him, don't you?
Whoa! Hey, it's just a joke!
Wow! Hands are growing from the ground!
Mere-chi! Shake the hands please....
Kidding!
You're so annoying!
If you don't kill these quick, they will call reinforcements!
Big eyes!
Mura-chi's big eyes.
Super cute.
Why are you blushing? You like it don't you.
Your Big Eyes is not working at all!
Ohhh!
Reinforcements... This guy...
is a stinko!
Dangerous ~
Gigantesu... is so hard to find.
Ara? Guys...
Feeling depressed?
Ah...
However, even feeling depressed,
I learned a new spell.
Eh?
Mere-chi is a wizard?
Yes.
And I'm also a monk...
Great! You can cast spells.
Casts only useless spells...
But... this definitely can kill type of spell.
Watch out!
Oh, that's great
Anything I say, you'll just laugh.
and laugh....and laugh....
laughing...
Continue laughing....
then You Die...
that type of spell.
Super scary!
I named this spell...
"Gera"
It's just a pun. ("gera gera" is a sound of laughing out loud in Japanese)
That sounds like fun.
Try it on me!
Say something as Yoshihiko.
Who's Yoshihiko?
Never mind.
Gera!
Tiger
is in trouble.
What's that?
I think your spell only works on pure hearted Yoshihiko.
Does not!
Cat... is.. catnapping...
But it's....
Only pretending!
Don't be making funny faces!
It's not funny...
This killing spell...
is really useless....
If it was Yoshihiko...
Alright!
Take five.
Thank you!
Not good!
It's so tough, I can't keep it up!
Me too!
Let's quit!
I want to go back to a normal life!
You want to quit too, right?
This being so hard.
Eh?
Those guys have no motivation?
Yes.
I thought male Idols would be....
good Business but....
It's the opposite.
Then
we should give it up?
Yes.
However, when it's time to quit,
take those guys to where the monsters are.
We don't want bad rumors about this place to spread.
Of course.
Guys!
Let's try harder for a while!
Eh? - Why?
We just said we're going to quit!
No... We can't do that.
We must finish what we started.
Eh? Are you betraying us?
It's not betraying!
Anyway, we all decided to become an Idol!
So let's stand on stage at least once!
I can't make it!!
Not good!
I never walked this much in my life.
Anyway, basically....
Walking is NG...
How do you live if walking is NG?!
If I walk more than 200m
Ah! I'm tired - like... - No!
We must find Gigantesu!
Ah, No way ~
My legs won't move anymore ~
How old are you?
No, no, no! Hey! Don't kill him!
Hey, this old man's really serious!? His nose was flaring up!
(Village of Akibara)
This adventure is really tiring.
Really so tiring ~
Yuusha and adventure goes hand in hand.
We'll leave after a short break.
Ne ne! Kosaku-chan and Mere-chi,
If I set up a group date, will you join?
Stop kidding around!
Count me out too.
Yoshihiko!
Murasaki!
What... what...
What are you...
What are you doing?
It's a long story but,
I'm doing an Idol.
An Idol?
Why?
I chose it at Darma Temple.
As I thought....
You're an Idol?
Yes.
I would like to find the Sage's armor but,
I can't stop right now.
I found where the armor is.
Eh?
But we have a lazy-ass Yuusha instead of you in the party.
It's not going well.
Another Yuusha, in my place?
Yes, anyway, come back soon.
Okay.
But I need more time.
Why? We're short on time.
- Well... the leader Aki~mo is.. - Hello - Let's resume the lessons
I'm sorry. It's time for dance lessons.
Dance lessons?
Next is hip-hop.
I'll be waiting for you!
Ah!
I'll definitely get the Sage's armor!
I heard....
your classes is going great.
Oh... is that so...
Especially you, Yoshihiko-kun...
You have a good sense.
You'll be really popular.
I'm not that good...
No...
You are the best out of all the boys.
And you have the potential to be even better.
I don't think so.
I think, instead of being a Yuusha, you will succeed more by staying here.
This Yuusha is a very tough job.
You must fight with strange monsters in the mud or something, right?
Yes.
For the sake of World Peace.
An Idol too, is for the sake of world peace.
Think how happy the girls will be just to see you...
Well...
Right?
Live for the sake of world peace.
As a result, become popular with the girls. Or just be muddy, which is better?
Well...
You know what?
I'll tell you and only you a secret.
OK?
I'm considering creating a different unit in your class.
With you as the leader.
I name it...
"Want to kill monsters in the hallway"
"Want to kill monsters in the hallway"?
All the girls will go crazy over you.
Then, Everyday, you can....
Shi~su, Taem, tae and Slrig at Giroppon ~ (eat Sushi & Meat with Girls in Roppongi?)
Shi~su, Taem, tae and Slrig ~ ~?
I found Yoshihiko!
Eh?
The members I found is really good right?!
Mere-chi is a wizard so he can use magic!
Great ~
I want to see it ~
Want to see? Want to see?
Sweets!
Somehow I'm beginning to feel like I want some sweets
Alrighty then! Some Poky for you!
- Great! - You're a great wizard ~
I'm also a monk!
Monk?
Monk sounds dull...
Oh!
At this moment I quit as a monk.
You're a quick one!
Fast-
You are all very good so
you'll be on stage today for try-outs.
Eh? Really?
Yes really.
And, it may be sudden, but
we will have a election tomorrow.
Election?
Yes.
Only top 20 remains and the rest let go.
Seriously.
- Let go. - No way.
Well, you all should be on top so you don't need to worry about it.
So, I'll be looking forward to it.
I'll work hard!
With this...
We'll be an Idol!
Glad....
to become Idol!
Ah...
But I have something I must do.....
Hi...
Go up the stage.
Yes!
(Want to kill monsters in the hallway)
Wow!
~ Monsters ~ Left and right ~
~ Thieves ~ Cut them down ~
~ Want to kill monsters in the hallway ~
~ Someone must Keep the peace in the world ~
~ Someone must kill the infesting monsters ~
Oi! Oi PJ!
Oy!
You!
Hurry up and come!
Quickly!
Disgusting.
What's wrong?
What do you mean what's wrong. What are you doing.
We need to go or Gigantesu may run away!
Huh??
I already told Mere-chi yesterday.
What?
I went to Darma Temple this morning,
and quit as a Yuusha.
I'm not good at fighting and the like.. you know ~ ?
So that means there's a Yuusha ticket there now?
I think so...
Let's turn Yoshihiko back to Yuusha.
Is Yoshihiko in this village?
I told you yesterday!
um.. I don't...
Yoshihiko!
Everybody...
Yoshihiko!
There's opening for a Yuusha!
Let's go to Darma Temple now.
and go back to be Yuusha!
Excuse us for a moment, please?
Well!
Let's go! Yoshihiko!
Sorry, everyone
What's wrong? If you don't hurry, someone may take it.
Sorry.
I'll...
live as an idol.
I think I'm better suited as an Idol.
Women everywhere are happy watching my song and dance shows.
It's nice that everyone is happy but, we need to go defeat Maou!
I don't care about Maou anymore!
Here we go again!
Second time in this adventure, "I don't care about Maou" Speech!
Everyday "Shi~su, Taem, tae and Slrig ~ ~".
What are you saying?
I'm an idol!
I'll be very popular.
I'll be so popular, it's scary!
I'll be so popular, I can't stand it!
Imagine me being popular...
Eh, what?
What are you...
He's singing... Live?
Oh a Concert....
Just finished... I'm tired...
We're back home.
What?! Full of women!?
Oh, But which one? Come here you!
Feeling the breast?
OK you passed....go back room.
Wow.. determined by the breast size? Pass?
Oh again.
Oh! Go back! So mean!
You're so popular?
Huh? Calling 5 at once?
Line them up? Oh...
And?
Oh again?
back to 2nd?
Oh again?
4th.
5th little small ...
Little small.
You and you, passed uh...
Sent 3 home.
Oi! Calling 5 again, and! Get in line!
Marvelous.
Wow! Touching all at once!
You know just like that?
Ah, just you go back room...
The rest go back!
You're really popular!
If you'll excuse me.
I must go.
and be popular..
Really...
Yoshihiko is really true to himself.
Oh NO!
- Good! - Hooray!
No. 1 , I'm 1st!
Yoshihiko #32, 2 votes
What the heck?
Oh sorry, you're fired... for real.
Wait a minute please!
Those screaming girls were for those 3.
It's not right!
2 votes.
I wonder who's the two...
(Yuusha)
You are Yuusha from now on ~
You were very fast Yoshihiko-kun ~ ~
We believed in you. Yoshihiko
I realized.
It's my mission to defeat Maou.
Don't ever forget that, again.
I never forgot it!
Hey! What did you say yesterday?
Yoshihiko! You fool! Baka Yaro~
Wow! Hotoke's completely mad! Make a run! Let's run!
You really think you can run away from Hotoke?, kono yaro~!
Brother.
Do well.
Sis.
It's time.
I know.
Yamada Takayuki - Yoshihiko
Kinami Haruka - Murasaki
Muro Tsuyoshi - Merebu
Okamoto Azusa - Hisa
Sato Jiro - Hotoke
Takuma Shin-danjou
Subtitles / Translation by Danburi Editor / QC by \( -o _ o- )/